Happy/Sad Me :P

16 Nov

I saw this on another blog here and thought it was cute.


Happy: A baby laughing and cooing at the sound of his mama’s voice

Sad: A toddler screaming he hates his mother in the check-out lane at the store because she won’t buy him some m&ms


Happy: Oreos – mmmmm!

Sad: Reverse Oreos with the white cookie. W…T…H.


Happy: One of the Seven Dwarfs

Sad: One of the Teletubbies *shudder*


Happy: A day off work!

Sad: A day off when all you are doing is running errands like emissions tests, renewing your driver’s license or getting an oil change.


Happy: a Christmas package by mail!

Sad: When it is a package from your aging grandmother who just threw together stuff from her house she didn’t want anymore like body parts from old dolls and hand made doilies that all smells like old cigarette smoke.


Happy: Getting a Valentine at school from someone anonymous!

Sad: Finding out that it was from your brother. Or worse, that gross kid who wipes his buggers on his sleeve.


Happy: a Chocolate shake!

Sad: one so thick that you can’t get it up the straw and you have to wait for it to melt a little.


Happy: The first warm, Spring day!

Sad: You enjoy it from your desk at work inside.


Happy: a Crispy, Ranch Chicken Wrap from McD’s

Sad: you get it, drive away, take a bite and it is a freaking Grilled, Honey Mustard Chicken Wrap.


Happy:

Sad:
Now, I love John Mayer – just not this one 😦


Happy: Hearing your favorite song on the radio.

Sad: Hearing it over and over and over and over….


Happy: Having a child to love and protect and care for with all your being.

Sad: When they get sick/have an illness and there is nothing you can do for them.


Happy: a week-long vacation in an all-inclusive resort in Puerto Vallarta – ahhhhh!

Sad: Before you get there, your flight is delayed three times, they lose your luggage, your wallet and passport get stolen by the nice, little Mexican boy that helps you get a cab to the resort, and you get sick from drinking the water.


Happy: Football Sunday with jerseys, beer, guacamole and chips, a roaring fire and a 46″ flat panel TV on the wall.

Sad: The Bears lose.


Happy: (Mom, don’t read this one.) Lazy, weekend morning wake-up sex.

Sad: You are just about there and the kids wake up and start pounding on the door wanting some freaking juice. “Mama! Why is da door yocked?! What you doing?! WE WANT JUICE!”

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8 Responses to “Happy/Sad Me :P”

  1. Billy November 16, 2008 at 4:31 pm #

    I love this! Yours is way more creative.
    Amen on the favorite song being killed on the radio.
    And the Bears.
    And “Juice!”

    Great blog!

  2. dmwright November 16, 2008 at 6:42 pm #

    Thanks, Billy! I love your blog and visit often, but just don’t always comment!! Been a fan for awhile πŸ˜€

  3. Wayne November 17, 2008 at 7:05 am #

    Looks like your valentine card is out. lmao πŸ™‚

  4. Jan November 17, 2008 at 5:18 pm #

    You are incorrigable, your humor is so weird, I don’t know where you get it from, guess you are going to have to quit using your brother for your jokes. What does imao mean?

  5. kweenmama November 17, 2008 at 5:20 pm #

    I hear ya on being sad about drinking the water in Mexico and getting sick. Same thing happened to my husband and me on our one year anniversary. Not pretty!

  6. Wayne November 18, 2008 at 6:49 am #

    Ooops, mom does read these πŸ™‚ sorry for the vernacular, it should have read lmbo, that’s (laughing my butt off) mom. And it’s OK sis, I can handle the humor.

    Love Ya πŸ™‚

  7. dmwright November 18, 2008 at 9:45 am #

    Hey, Mom – I do not think I am incorrigible! And everyone in this family knows we get our weird sense of humor from you.
    Wayne – I didn’t think you would mind! I love that you come and read my blog πŸ˜€

    Kweenmama – That is a terrible anniversary present! Yech!! I am so sorry!!

  8. HeatherPride November 22, 2008 at 4:22 pm #

    So many things to comment on! First, I love Tom Petty – great video! And the Puerto Vallarta trip – REALLY?? Pitiful. Now, when I was there they told us it was the only place in Mexico you could actually drink the water. Were they lying?? I’m glad I didn’t believe them and stuck with bottled water. The McDonald’s one cracked me up – total bummer! And I love that last one!

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